Tuesday, December 22, 2009

"Smiling's my favorite."

Tuesday, December 22, 2009
9:16 pm  <3

Best Moment of the Weekend:  Watching my mom smile as she watched my dad smiling at something on tv. 

It made me smile.  :)

Love,
Tara

Monday, December 21, 2009

A Toy Store Story

Monday, December 21, 2009
10:44 am My favorite week of the year…

It’s Christmastime at a local toy store. Young employees in black aprons (all female) rush around the crowded store, juggling piles of boxes, picking up toys, and helping customers. Little children chase each other through the aisles, knocking over toys and dodging their hassled-looking mothers. The store is noisy with the sounds of shrieking children, gossiping mothers, and the constant ‘SHHHHHHCCK’ of wrapping paper being torn from the metal reams.

The phone rings. Tara is on her hands and knees in the middle of the toy store, attempting the wrap a giant pink doll house. The phone rings again. Tara blows her hair out of her face and looks around to see if anyone is going to answer it. It rings again. Swearing under her breath, Tara jogs across the floor to grab the phone.

“[Insert store name here],” Tara says, with a sigh.

“Do you sell Webkinz?” a little girl asks timidly through the phone.

Tara softens a little. She is less annoyed now that she’s talking to a little kid.

“Yes we do!” she says, smiling into the phone.

“Okay,” says the little voice.

“Did you want a special kind? I can tell you which ones we have,” Tara offers.

The customer for whom Tara was wrapping the giant pink doll house approaches the counter, looking at her impatiently. Tara gives the woman a big smile and turns away, rolling her eyes. She’d rather talk to this little girl.

“No, that’s okay,” says the little voice.

“Oh, okay,” says Tara, a little disappointed. “Well, have a good d- ”

“Are you wearing earrings?” the little voice asks suddenly.

"I'm sorry?"

"Are you wearing earrings?" the little voice repeats.

“Uh- Yes…” replies Tara, reaching up to feel the large, silver plate dangling from her left ear.

“I saw you when I was there with my mom this morning. I really like your earrings.”

“Oh!” exclaims Tara, quite touched. “Well, thank you! I- ”

“Okay, bye,” says the little voice.

“Oh. Bye!” says Tara.

Tara hits the “Off” button on the phone with a beep, and stands, looking at the phone for a moment. Then, ignoring the doll house lady who is now glaring at her, returns to the half-finished doll house, smiling to herself as she wraps.

Love,
Tara

Monday, December 14, 2009

Moras About Me

Monday, December 14, 2009
9:49 pm  lkdjfsalk.

Ever since Kaitlyn had to write a haiku for her NYU application, I've been thinking about my life in phrases of 5/7/5 syllables.  If you know me at all, you know I'm a poet in every sense of the word: I'm amazing at acrostics, can rhyme on a dime (...), and have been known to rap occasionally (this may or may not have been caught on video a time or two).  Now, allow me to prove my haiku skillz (everyone knows you get automatic street cred if you spell that with a 'z'), with a post about my day, in haikus.  Your Mind = Blown.

Early morning:

Early morning run
Why do I torture myself?
To hear myself think


Morning:

My job makes me laugh
I will write a book someday
Ring, wrap and repeat


Afternoon:

Glastonbury mom
Your sad life is not my fault
Wrap your own damn gifts


Late Afternoon:

Lines at post office
Christmas carols on a loop
Love/hate December


Evening:

No one is home yet
Turn on all the Christmas lights
Wait and watch the door


Night:

Shop online and blog
Scour Craigslist for sane roommate
Hope the Celtics win


Late Night:

Made a wish last night
On a shooting star, from bed
It was worth a shot


Love,
Tara

Sunday, December 13, 2009

"It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year"

Sunday, December 13, 2009
8:44 pm  I know, I know...

Okay, I've been a bad little blogger lately.  But before I remedy that, I need to provide you with this REALLY important post: Tara's Holiday Viewing Guide 2009.  You've been begging me for it for weeks (and by 'you' I mean Kaitlyn and Mom), so here it is.  Enjoy :)

Sunday, December 13
- White Christmas  8 pm  AMC
- Elf  9 pm  USA

Monday, December 14
- White Christmas  1 am  AMC
- Elf  11:05 pm  USA

Tuesday, December 15
- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer  7 pm  ABCFAM
- *Charlie Brown Christmas  8 pm  ABC
- Elf  9 pm  USA

Wednesday, December 16
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas  8 pm  Toon

Thursday, December 17
- Saturday Night Live Christmas 2009  8 pm  NBC
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas  9 pm  Toon

Friday, December 18
- Elf  7 pm  USA
- The Santa Clause  7 pm  Disney
- *Frosty the Snowman  8 pm  CBS

Saturday, December 19
- The Holiday  12 am  TBS
- The Santa Claus  12 pm  Disney
- *The Holiday  12:45 pm  TBS
- Elf  8 pm  CBS
- *Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa  8 pm  NBC
- The Family Stone  10 pm  FX

Sunday, December 20
- The Family Stone  7 pm  FX
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas  9 pm  Toon

Monday, December 21
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas  9 pm  Toon
- The Polar Express  8 pm  Disney

Tuesday, December 22
- The Polar Express  12 pm  Disney
- Home Alone  8 pm  FX
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas  8:30 pm  Toon
- Home Alone  10 pm  FX

Wednesday, December 23
- Miracle on 34th Street  7:30 pm  ABCFAM
- *How the Grinch Stole Christmas  8 pm  ABC
- *The Polar Express  10 pm  ABCFAM

Thursday, December 24
- White Christmas  9 am  AMC
- White Christmas  11:45 am  AMC
- White Christmas  2:30 pm  AMC
- *Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer  3:30 pm  ABCFAM
- *The Santa Clause  4 pm  Disney
- White Christmas  5:15 pm  AMC
- *It’s A Wonderful Life  8 pm  NBC
- *Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town  8 pm  ABCFAM
- White Christmas  8 pm  AMC
- *Year without a Santa Claus  9 pm  ABCFAM
- White Christmas  10:45 pm  AMC

Friday, December 25
- *White Christmas  1:30 am  AMC
- *Miracle on 34th Street (1994)  4 pm  ABCFAM
- *Home Alone  7:30 pm  FX
- Elf  8 pm  USA
- *Elf  9:28 pm  USA
- *The Family Stone  11:30 pm  FX
- *A Christmas Story 24-hour Marathon  TBS

* denotes the last time you can catch this special on television.
 
The following movies will not be on television this season, but you should really already own them on DVD to make your holiday viewing complete.  If you don't own them, I do, so we can watch them together :-)
 
- A Muppet Christmas Carol
- A Muppet Family Christmas
- Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (the movie)
- Love Actually
- It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie
- The Christmas Toy
- Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
 
Love,
Tara

Monday, December 7, 2009

My Quote of the Week

Monday, December 7, 2009
9:25 PM  Blerg.

Taking a page out of Jason's blog, over at Pop Culture, Politics And Everything Between, I wanted to start my own Quote of the Week!  This one comes from a surprisingly touching moment during an episode of 'The Office,' which I just saw for the 44th time tonight.  I always get goosebumps when Jim says this to a crying Dwight...

"Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton? Yeah, I didn’t think I had. Well, it was about Pam. I mean she was with Roy, and I just couldn’t take it. I mean, I lost it, Dwight. I couldn’t sleep. I couldn’t concentrate on anything. Even weird stuff like… food had no taste. So, my solution was to move away. It was awful. And that is something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. And that includes you."
- Jim Halpert (Season 4, Episode 4: "Money")

Love,
Tara